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Fantastic Features

  • Recent FeatureMixed Doubles
  • A magic story that's never the same twice.
  • Recent FeatureLie2Me
  • A catchy little ditty about wars and the lying bastards who start them.
  • Recent FeatureYamabushi
  • A song, a story, a video. And Jim Del Rossi on guitar!
  • Random FeatureMeat Gizmo's Babe Tenderizer: The Game
  • Test your skills with this Flash-based game, and watch out for the Offensive Zone!
  • Random FeatureThe Eleventh
  • Every day is September 11 for Jack Pendleton
  • Random FeatureThe Duel
  • A five-minute 17th century gender ambiguity action farce

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