Added: 9 October 2018
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The Amazing Days Alive Calculator

Bonus Poem

We can count up to ten, we can count to a hundred
and these are two numbers that we understand
And we can take one, multiply by the other,
and in this way get ourselves up to a grand

But much more than that and it starts to lose meaning
the mind just can't feel the big numbers it knows
I guess it's just that we get too far away from
our trusty friend old Mister Fingers and Toes

And so we use years when we count up our birthdays
but then there's the problem of having so few
and really it's days we have, that's what we're spending
and every day we get one brand spanking new

So don't let too many days spin off uncounted
This year thing is nonsense, a terrible trap
We hope that each one of your days will be happy
except that there's bound to be some filled with crap


Ever wonder how many days you've been alive?

Please note, this Days Alive Calculator calculates the total number of days you have been alive, NOT the number of days OLD you are. There is a difference of one day. For example, the day you were born was your first day alive on earth. But you're not one day old until 24 hours have passed, i.e., until the next day. Capisce?

Enter your birthday:

Year (YYYY):
Month (MM):
Day (DD):
Days Alive Machine


21 July 2010 00:57:47 that guy

er random dude

14 July 2010 10:15:51 Robert R.

July 14, 2010: Today's my 5,000th day!!!!!!!!

14 July 2010 07:24:46 kkk


25 May 2010 20:23:08 CCC

Cool but you should add weeks old and months old.

25 May 2010 18:31:34 I agree

Hater is so right!

25 May 2010 18:30:19 Hater

You bitches have no life writing lines of code to see how long you were alive! What's that ever gonna help you with in life.

25 May 2010 16:48:06 and..

who cares !

24 May 2010 14:22:00 Mark Sulzbach

I am posting my name because today is my 10,000 day married to my beautiful wife Jeanne ( January 7, 2010). Life is so good when you find a fantastic woman.

11 May 2010 09:14:08 OneTwoFree

I've spent 123 "days alive" with my husband! This site is a beautiful way to appreciate life. Thank you God for bringing Pl0x and Pl0y together. Hey Munsta, I love you so much. You're an amazing man, and you make every day a beautiful day. Let's be best friends forever, and spend the rest of our days alive.. together!

11 May 2010 09:08:35 Big L's

This site is epic.

8 May 2010 01:07:26 Maloy

4 month anniversary today! 120 beautiful days spent with the love of my life. This site always reminds me of how precious life is, and how important it is to appreciate every single day. I love you, Bear! X

1 May 2010 01:30:36 AKL

It's May 1st, and I've known you for 113 days. Today is day 7,462 that my best friend has been alive. God Bless you DJS. Canada loves England so much.. I'm your number one fan ;)

9 April 2010 04:08:16 Adie

Its my 20,000 birthday today Yahoo

21 March 2010 03:30:12 Celine


5 March 2010 07:31:42 BlaisOne

Great site, Calculator, and humor.

4 March 2010 19:00:38 Dean

Angela, you have been given 7,306 alive on this planet. No one appreciates that more than me, you've helped me to look at things in a different light through your beautiful perspective on the world=] It's me and you together, never apart.. maybe in distance but never in heart. Happy birthday pl0xifer;) I love you.

24 February 2010 01:16:00 John S

That's a beautiful thing to read, Angela, thanks for posting!

24 February 2010 01:11:41 Angela

The boy that I love has been alive for 7,396 days. Dean, not a day goes by that I don't thank God for putting you on this earth. The world is a better place because you're in it. You're beautiful and everyday you're alive is a blessing. Everything's gonna pan. Life is a flower! I love you Baba

6 February 2010 08:15:30 Bob G

What would that be in Dog years??!!

3 February 2010 12:51:49 John S

I like both those ideas, adding number of months and adding the day of the week you were born. Consider them on the 'to do' list!

3 February 2010 07:10:23 Some Random Loser

You should say what day we were born on too. I think I was born on Friday or Tuesday. I'm 5,056 days old by the way. Kinda cool.

5 January 2010 17:54:52 Skylah Lundie

awesome, you should make a months instead of days calculator

5 January 2010 17:52:43 Skylah Lundie

awesome, you should make a months instead of days calculator

21 December 2009 19:29:42 devin

i totally missed my 5,00th day alive but it was a great day! today is 5003.

15 December 2009 12:19:43 Richard

I love each and every new sunrise! Today is 17,168 that makes me 47 today and I am looking forward to my 20,000 sunrise. I hope I am elk hunting on that day which will come in Sept of 2017! I love this site!
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