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Features by Type: Commentary
A Man of Forty
: "Not bad...almost as good as new!"
Angst Among the Whores
: One fine night in Nairobi...
: The heart-rending tale of one woman's elusive search for a marketable, filthy domain name that nobody else has grabbed yet. Caution: This one really is quite filthy.
Geordie Mike and the X-Ray Eye
: Wherever you gan you're sure to find a Geordie...
How Posh Is Posh Spice? A Guide for the Foreign Visitor
: From the Bonkworld Lecture Series, the discerning observer's guide to such unerring class indicators as jaw tension and the Price-Commodity Reflex.
: Jonathan Baker digs deep into Grandad's songbook and pulls out this instant classic, brought to you by the magic of international phone lines and assorted recording devices.
John's World of Freethrows
: A great new game with enormous time-wasting potential. Come on. Enter my world.
Near Employment Experience
: A man confronts the spectre of his own employment
On Bathroom Lighting
: You may be ugly, but you're not
: A dangerous new study of creative time-wasting and the English Worker
: When the sheep hits the wall. It happens.
South American Designer Potatoes
: The banned masterpiece by exiled guest contributor Roman Krznaric.
Spend the Federal Budget!
: Go on a $1.26 trillion spending spree! Whoopee! The People are speaking!
The Bad Stick
: Can a pool cue be evil? Yes. Naughty, evil pool cue.
: Fighting children is a tricky business.
The Bullet Train
: Cars are sooooo twentieth century. Get hip to the new way to travel. Fast, fabulous, and cheap.
The Geordie Chronicles
: Tragically hilarious tales of crushed dreams and perpetual aspirations. Giiiiive me an N and an E and a Wubble You See...
The Sausage and the City
: At the heart of the existential novel...the sausage! Who knew?
Total Eclipse of the Sun
: I was there! I was there! I was there!
World Trade Center Flash Animation
: We actually made the newspapers and national television for this one...in Mexico!
6 December 2019: "It's the next day!"